GET DUMPSTERED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out loads of junk every day, racking up those views. People would bite on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, being bounced by those annoying blacklists. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has shattered. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just a